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One morning last week when I opened
up The Toolshed after a long night of irresponsibility
and insatiable binge drinking with the crew that is
"Swine," I found poor little Dougy lying
face down in what very well could have been his own
puke. Hell, maybe it wasn't even his own puke for
that matter? I didn't ask. What I did ask was: "What
the hell are you doing with your pants around your
ankles like that?! ...And... get me another beer.
Why do we care about Doug? Because Doug
is an "athlete." A fine physical specimen
who takes pride in his training, in his conditioning,
and more specifically in his beer consumption. All
joking aside Doug recently competed in the WABDL,
California State Championships in Monterey, CA. in
which he not only placed 1st in his weight class(259
lbs if you're interested), but he also set a Californina
state record with a bench press of 474.8 lbs. Not
bad I guess. In doing this he qualified for the WABDL
World Championship competition to be held in Reno,
NV on Nov 19 -21.
Whether it's to his advantage or not
remains to be seen., but let it be know that little
Dougy has found a home here in The Toolshed and with
the Swine wrecking crew. Doug has only been competing
for nine months and right outta the gate he's kickin'
ass and taking names!
According to Doug he's married and rumor
has it that his wife is smokin' hot. Personally I
doubt he's ever been able to convince any women, let
alone a super hot one to mate with him. BUT I have
seen pictures of his two amazing children... MUST
be the postman or guy across the street? He's a grajeeate
of CSU Sakrummento and his favorite supplement is
of coarse, beer.
He's got some pretty lofty goals...
Some of which include: a 600 lb Bench Press by 6/06;
killing Ryan Seacrest while stopping the beast that
is "American Idol"; curing world hunger; and teaching
dyslexic South American tree frogs living in poverty
to read and wear shoes.
Doug's Likes: Norwegian folk dancing.
Doug's Dislikes: Loose women.
If you're lookin' to send Doug some
love he can be reached via email at:doug@superherostrong.com
WABDL home page: http://www.wabdl.org/
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