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Our Super Duper, really neato promise to you...
*If any superherostrong
product blows up due to defective materials or poor craftsmanship,
we will cut the head off the person who sewed it together...or
we will replace / repair it at no cost to you. If damage is determined
to be your fault, we will then hunt you down like the pig that
you are and beat you with a big stick...or we will replace / repair
it at a reasonable cost.
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and pure unadulterated facts. The TOOLSHED
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NOW online!!! The
Official MAN
CODE. Definetly
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not sure... Read over the CODE
and decide for yourself. We even offer a Q
and A section for those in need of a little direction and advice.