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Welcome to SUPERHEROSTRONG.com... EXCLUSIVE online home of Swine Manufacturing & World Domination! For those of you slackers who don't know... Meet Jennifer Magee. Owner of Athletic-Engineering. Strength coach at CSUS now cordially requesting the undivided attention of roughly 250 University level athletes. I should preface this by letting you all know that Jen was more than just a wee bit hesitant to reveal to the world that she was even in some small way associated with the group of liers that we've assembled here at superherostrong.com. In truth... she doesn't need us. We've needed her. If you want to read the "company line" go ahead and click in the Athletic Engineering logo to visit her website. The first thing you'll notice is the fact that she's "hot." Real "hot." DON'T get any hairbrained ideas though... She's not your typical "chick." In fact she's gonna be pissed that I even referred to her a "chick." She's not. THIS ONE's got a brain folks! She's really quite the professional. She takes her position as a certified strengh and conditioning coach slash personal trainer seriously, so DO NOT get in her way. Heed my words... I made the unfortunate mistake of actually getting in her way once... Once. Lucky I still have my fingers and toes! She hasn't taken any short cuts. She trains amature and professional athletes alike. She trains groups of people or individuals. Just ask the losers here at SHS... who demands respect... and gets it? So... check out her site or send her and email. Be nice, we won't tolerate any horseshit, or bullshit, or your shit for that matter. Refer to our product guarantee... the "hunting you down" section. Her site needs some resume updating... She currently works as a Strength and Conditioning Coach at the California State University at Sacramento ALONG with owning her OWN business, "Athletic-Engineering," AND volunteering her time with the Sacramento Bariatrics Group. Yeah... she sleeps about four hours a night. Contact Jen at: jen@superherostrong.com AND remember: "The only thing worse than buckling under the weight of your own bench press is getting rescued by a hot chick who can kick your ass." Athletic Engineering Presents...
The STREND Fitness Challenge... Leave it to Jen to come up with an event that that not only tests the extreme limits of physical strength and endurance, but one that makes a person even question their own sanity. The STREND Fitness Challenge is by no means a typical powerlifting meet or track event. STREND was developed by former Army Special Ops soldier, Edward Bugarin, over 10 years ago. Athletes are required to perform in six different disciplines or exercises. The first five test upper body muscular STRength and the sixth tests cardiovascular ENDurance. The lifts are based on the athletes own body weight and are performed is successive order with three minutes given for each exercise. The STREND Fitness Challenge is NOT for the meek or weak minded! But I would think that it is ideal for elite high school or college level athletes. Coaches pay attention!! GET YOUR ATHLETES involved! This event will not only test current strength levels of your athletes but it provides a great baseline for future testing. Not to mention the fact that it's a freakin' competition to show WHO is the top area athlete! The exercises consist of the following: Bench Press, Wide Grip Pull Up, Military Press, Close grip Chin Up, Bar Dip, and capped off with a Three Mile Run! This Spring, Athletic-Engineering will be hosting the STREND Fitness Challenge for NorCal based athletes. The event will be held in early April and is open to male and female athletes of all ages. IF you’ve got the intestinal fortitude to compete or if you desire more information, simply contact Jennifer Magee at: jen@superherostrong.com or 916-214-4114. OFFICIAL ONLINE REGISTRATION
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